一
One
随着一张张可怕的的大白纸的落下，我们的心也随之绷紧了——物理考试开始了。
With the fall of a terrible piece of white paper, our hearts are also tense - the physics test begins.
刚才还疾呼男女平等、女权主义的女生们这时也不得不屈服于Physics的“淫威”之下——开始抱怨为什么不出两份难度不同的试卷，因为我们万能的主上帝创造了物理能力相差很大的两类人——男和女。一个个“焦耳”、“欧姆”弄的我们“抓耳”、“挠腮”。“阿门！”小声祈祷着，发现教室里的气氛越来越紧张，足以让人的心跳加快到200/分的沙沙声仿佛无数条饥饿的蚕在吞食着试卷——尽管时不时会出现消化不良。然而，无情的下课铃还是如期而至，老师更是难得做起了守时的榜样，经过一阵不可避免的争强之后，抱着卷子，撇下一屋子的残兵败将扬长而去。
The girls who just called for equality between men and women and feminism had to succumb to the "obscenity" of Physics - and began to complain about why they didn"t produce two papers with different difficulties, because our Almighty God created two categories of people with very different physical abilities - men and women. One by one "Joule" and "ohm" make us "scratch the ear" and "scratch the cheek". "Amen!" Praying in a low voice, I found that the atmosphere in the classroom was becoming more and more tense, enough to make people"s heart beat up to 200 / min. the rustle seemed like countless hungry silkworms were swallowing the test paper - even though there would be dyspepsia from time to time. However, the merciless bell still came on time, and the teacher rarely set an example of punctuality. After a series of inevitable struggles, he left the room with his papers and the defeated soldiers.
一些同学开始拥向电话亭，告诉Parents“我做好准备了，也请你们做好准备吧”——男女混合双打。
Some students began to rush to the phone booth and tell parents "I"m ready, please be ready" - mixed doubles.
二
Two
校园文化艺术节到了()。辛苦了一年的眼镜族们可要放松一下了。
The campus culture and Art Festival is here. After a year"s hard work, the opticians need to relax.
只是，校方不作美，安排给我们年级的活动是篮球比赛。这不是要丢我们班这批体育白痴的脸吗？赛前，一位同学酸酸地问道：“老师，万一一个不留神，咱们班赢了怎么办？”。老师也半开玩笑地说：“那这个星期天就不给你们布置作业了！”“Yeach！”我们有些盲目地欢呼起来——尽管写八字的笔还没找着。紧接着，我们的队员高呼着“为了一个充满蓝天白云的周末冲啊！”的口号，投入了战斗。上半场，尽管我们已超水平发挥，但仍落后几分，对手毕竟是“巨人国”公民嘛。所以，下半场我们要背水一战了。我们挑选了着名的“女高音”作为拉拉队“主唱”，队员们也使出了最漂亮动作，以至于我们几度误以为自己置身于大洋彼岸的NBA篮球场。终于，功夫不负有心人，离比赛结束还有一分钟时，我们领先了一分，但球还在一群强盗手中经历着磨难。我们的80只眼睛盯住裁判的秒表，“三、二、一”，球打在了篮筐上。
However, the school is not beautiful. The activity assigned to our grade is basketball match. This is not to lose the face of our class of sports idiots? Before the game, a classmate asked sourly, "teacher, in case one of them doesn"t pay attention, what will our class do if it wins?". The teacher said half jokingly, "then I won"t give you homework this Sunday!" “Yeach！” We cheered a little blindly - even though the eight character pen had not been found. Then our team members shouted, "for a weekend full of blue sky and white clouds!" Slogans, into the fight. In the first half, although we played beyond the standard, we were still a little behind. After all, the opponent was a citizen of the "giant country". So, in the second half, we"re going to fight back. We chose the famous "soprano" as the "lead singer" of the cheerleaders, and the players also made the most beautiful moves, so that we mistakenly thought that we were on the NBA basketball court on the other side of the ocean several times. Finally, Kung Fu is not inferior to those who want to. With a minute to go before the end of the game, we were one point ahead, but the ball was still suffering in the hands of a group of robbers. Our 80 eyes were fixed on the referee"s stopwatch, "three, two, one", and the ball hit the basket.
我们在一阵欢呼声中懂得了：钢铁是这样炼成的。我想，老师也一定体会到“言多必失”的真谛了。
We learned in a burst of cheers that steel is made in this way. I think, the teacher must also realize the true meaning of "more words will lose".
三
Three
放学了，很晚。
It"s late after school.
女生们打扫完教室，已是一片漆黑。不巧，楼道里的灯也坏了。这时别说是五指，就是手脚一起伸出去，二十指也别想看见。于是，女生们只好“肩并着肩手牵着手”在“子夜”中摸索前进。突然，黎明提前到达。原来是班长打起了手电。“我想起来还有同学怕黑，所以就回来了。”女生们激动地喊着：“班长，你可真是男生中的李素丽，刘胡兰式的及时雨……”一向谦虚的班长此时也不禁笑道：“区区小事，兄台何足挂齿。其实……”不料，话还没说完，班长便来了个危险系数5。0的“后滚翻”。原来，由于过度激动，班长已经被我们逼到了楼梯口的尽头，一不小心竟摔了下去。
After the girls cleaned the classroom, it was dark. Unfortunately, the lights in the corridor are broken. At this time, don"t say five fingers, that is, hands and feet are stretched out together, twenty fingers don"t want to see. As a result, the girls had to "shoulder to shoulder hand" in the "Midnight" grope forward. Suddenly, dawn arrived early. It turned out that the monitor had flashed. "I remember that some of my classmates were afraid of the dark, so I came back." The girls cried excitedly, "monitor, you are really Li Suli, Liu Hulan like timely rain among the boys..." The monitor, who has always been modest, can"t help laughing at this time and said: "it"s just a small matter, brother, what"s the point. In fact... " Unexpectedly, before he had finished speaking, the monitor came with a risk factor of 5. Roll back for 0. It turned out that the monitor had been forced to the end of the stairway by us due to excessive excitement, and accidentally fell down.
唉，自古好人多薄命。
Alas, since ancient times, a good man has a bad life.
