2014年，我被选上了联合国太空局第十代宇航员，这天我乘着神州500号，经过漫长的飞行，终于到达了月球。
In 2014, I was selected as the 10th generation astronaut of the United Nations Space Agency. On this day, I took the Shenzhou 500 to the moon after a long flight.
这真是一件值得喜庆的事情，我在月球上看到了美丽的风景，在28000公里的地方，月亮和地球在这一点上引力平衡。在月球的表面上还采集了一些月壤和月岩作为样品。在这个美丽的月球上，我还真是有点舍不得。然而，我怀着满心的喜悦，终于踏上了月球表面。这地方真是美丽，表面有很多凹凸起伏的坑，我想那应该是由陨石撞击形成的吧。那一粒粒的小东西，聚集在一起，犹如满天星斗，数也数不清。我边走边看，突然看见在一座小山上有几个人正在那里工作。我慢慢的走过去，啊！那不是“UFO”吗？这里怎么会有飞碟呢？还有几个长的让人永远不会感到饿的衰物在不停地挥舞着爪子，我不解的又走了几步，两脚不听使唤的直走到它们跟前，我的口形还未扩张到30度时它们已经到了60度，于是，我只好将口形缩至0度，奇怪的是我我摆着30度差几分的POSE足足有一分钟。超出想象的音色与我的心声交织在了一起。
It"s really a celebration. I saw beautiful scenery on the moon. At 28000 kilometers, the moon and the earth are gravitationally balanced at this point. Some lunar soil and rock samples were also collected on the surface of the moon. On this beautiful moon, I feel a little reluctant. However, with full joy, I finally stepped on the surface of the moon. This place is really beautiful. There are many bumps and bumps on the surface. I think it was formed by the impact of meteorites. The little things gathered together, like stars in the sky, are countless. As I was walking, I saw several people working on a hill. I walk slowly, ah! Isn"t that "UFO"? How can there be flying saucers here? There are a few long things that never make people feel hungry waving their claws. I don"t understand and walk a few steps. My feet don"t listen to them and go straight to them. When my mouth shape hasn"t expanded to 30 degrees, they have reached 60 degrees. So I have to shrink my mouth shape to 0 degrees. It"s strange that I put a pose of 30 degrees or so for a minute. Beyond the imagination of the voice and my heart mixed together.
虽然是这样，可地球人的本能总是在听到某些事时自觉产生条件反射，其灵敏程度可用光速来比拟，也许还抬举了光速，因此我在“……即将会有陨石降落……”穿越了时空，似乎，呵呵。果然，0。1秒后一道耀光划破了长空，我站在安全的最高点，使出了中国工夫——降龙十八掌——地球人的最新科研成果来改变陨石的下落方向，可是没有成功，陨石倔强的走着自己的路，无视我的疲惫与绝望。刹那间，眼前一亮，那陨石突然不见了。于是我又在月球上留下了一个POSE，如果说第一个造型是口呆，那么第二个应该是在复制原有造型上添加了一点：目瞪。“没事吧，没吓到你吧，”衰物说，“刚刚我看那陨石快砸到你就用高温激光枪将它融化了。”此时我觉得我的口、我的目正以同样的速度在扩增，而我的心也跟随着以同样的速度在增温，由此我认识到之所以在字典里会有误会两字。祖先呀，祖先，你明知道自己的判断能力短路为什么还要遗传给你的子孙呢，你在教育世代要知错就改时为何你自己一错再错甚至一错到底呵，于是我也只好纳闷一生一世了。幸好你在字典里留有五个字：对、谢、起、谢、不。一瞬间，本能地对这五个字进行了排列组合并选择了最佳的搭配：谢谢，对不起。此时（高中的数学老师肯定一阵欢喜。）
Although this is the case, the instinct of human beings on earth always produces conditioned reflex when they hear something. Its sensitivity can be compared with the speed of light, and maybe it also raises the speed of light. Therefore, I am in " There will be a meteorite landing soon... " Through time and space, it seems, ha ha. Sure enough, 0. One second later, a flash of light broke through the sky. Standing at the highest point of safety, I used the latest scientific research achievements of Chinese efforts -- 18 dragon subduing palms -- earth people to change the direction of the meteorite"s whereabouts, but it failed. The meteorite stubbornly walked its own way, ignoring my fatigue and despair. In a flash, the meteorite suddenly disappeared. So I left a post on the moon. If the first shape is dumb, then the second one should be to add a little bit to the original shape: stare. "It"s OK. It didn"t scare you," said Shuai. "Just when I saw that the meteorite was about to hit you, I used a high-temperature laser gun to melt it." At this time, I feel that my mouth and my eyes are expanding at the same speed, and my heart is also warming at the same speed, so I realize that there are misunderstandings in the dictionary. Ancestry, ancestry, you know that your judgment ability is short circuited. Why do you want to pass it on to your offspring? Why do you make one mistake again and again or even one mistake to the end when you want to know it in the education generation? So I have to wonder for the whole life. Fortunately, you left five words in the dictionary: right, thank you, start, thank you, No. For a moment, instinctively arranged the five words and chose the best match: Thank you, sorry. At this time (the math teacher in high school must be happy.)
当地球人感动时总会想到用一种方法来掩饰：逃避。于是告别了“衰物”带着整个太平洋的感动，另辟溪径，继续月球之旅。
When people on earth are moved, they always think of a way to cover up: escape. So I bid farewell to the "decaying objects" and moved the whole Pacific Ocean, and opened up another stream path to continue the journey to the moon.
不一会，我便累了。朝四周望望，没有人烟，无聊中拿出一本故事书，什么嫦娥奔月、什么吴刚伐月桂、什么广寒宫，不禁哈哈大笑起来，笑的不好收拾，一踏糊涂：祖先呀，祖先，你真……，不是故意的，对不起。……但，谢谢。
After a while, I was tired. Looking around, there were no people. In boredom, I took out a story book. I couldn"t help laughing at Chang"e running to the moon, Wu Gang cutting the laurel, and Guanghan palace. I couldn"t help laughing. It was hard to clean up. I was confused: ancestors, ancestors, you really I"m sorry. I didn"t mean to But thank you.
地球人善于健忘，因而很理智，感动暂忘，理智尚存，应该去衰物那里去看看，还有哪些高科技产品，算是地球人的间谍吧。为此，光荣。你也会这么做的，我想。
The earth people are good at forgetting, so they are very rational. They are moved to forget for a while. They still have reason. They should go to the bad things to see what other high-tech products are. They are the spies of the earth people. For this, glory. You"ll do the same, I think.
原来他们的月球基地建立在月球背面的大环形山里。外面酷似圆铜儿，被岩石包围着，里面却先进的不得了。我打开音译机，再次与外星人——我想我应该改变称呼了，进行了通话。
It turns out that their lunar base was built in the big crater on the back of the moon. The outside looks like round copper, surrounded by rocks, but the inside is very advanced. I turned on the transliteration machine and talked to the alien again - I think I should change my address and make a call.
一晃眼，几个小时过去了，基本上了解了这类生物的历史，真是很佩服我的接受能力。
In a flash, a few hours later, I have basically understood the history of this kind of creatures, and I really admire my receptivity.
原来，他们不是太阳系外的恒星系，更不属于银河系。他们是来自距银河系169亿光年的深蓝系。怪不得，我咋看他们的皮囊这么的独特。就这样想着，自己也是够幸运的，能够和河外星系的宇航员切磋。太棒了，不是吗？
It turns out that they are not extrasolar stellar systems, not to mention Milky way. They are from a dark blue system 16.9 billion light-years from the Milky way. No wonder, how I see their leather bags so unique. In this way, I was lucky enough to compete with the astronauts of the extragalactic system. That"s great, isn"t it?
转眼间，半天过去了，我该向太空总局汇报工作了。然而，在巨星人的一再相邀下，最后还是先参观了他们的时空总部。（其实也是我的向往所在）
In a flash, half a day has passed. It"s time for me to report to NASA. However, at the invitation of superstars, they finally visited their time and space headquarters. (in fact, it"s also my dream)
不幸的是这一切全是陷阱，不该这么信外星人，关于这个错误，很遗憾又不得不怪祖先，虽然这样是不对的。他们用“SJ”光将我麻住，不得动弹。
Unfortunately, it"s all a trap. We shouldn"t believe in aliens. Unfortunately, we have to blame our ancestors for this mistake, though it"s not right. They used the "SJ" light to numb me and hold me still.
“哈，哈，没想到吧。”其中一个巨星人摘掉了面具，傻了眼，原来所谓的外星人就是血星人。我想起了林博士说过，血星族是位于墨绿系附近的碧红系的一个战斗民族。他们靠占领生命空间的星球作为资本高价买给其他高等文明星人的外星人。……
"Ha, ha, I didn"t expect that." One of the superstars took off his mask and made a fool of his eyes. The so-called alien was the blood star man. I think of Dr. Lin"s saying that the blood star clan is a fighting nation in the BIHONG clan near the dark green clan. They paid high prices for the aliens who occupied the life space as capital to other high culture stars
想对抗，可身上的激光剑被血星人搜走了。通讯机也被这帮血腥生物抢走了。
Want to fight, can be on the body of the laser sword by blood star person search away. The communication machine was also robbed by these bloody creatures.
忽然我的眼前一片黑暗。怎么了，第六感告诉我又被“SJ”光击晕了。
Suddenly there was darkness in front of me. What"s the matter? The sixth sense tells me that I was stunned by the "SJ" light again.
醒来时，已经在基地底层的押解室了。
When I woke up, I was already in the escort room at the bottom of the base.
“知道我们为什么将你捉到此地，星雨殿下。”代号为必斯的血星人问我。
"I know why we caught you here, your Highness the star rain." The bloodstar, code named Beth, asked me.
一种诧异：星雨殿下！谁是星雨殿下？！你抓错人了，快放了我，不然，银河总局将派出突击队。到时候不是你放我的问题了，懂吗？
A kind of surprise: Your Highness! Who is your highness Xingyu?! You"ve got the wrong man. Please let me go. Otherwise, Galaxy will send a commando. It"s not you who let me go then, okay?
哈、哈，你以为你是银河系的，这也难怪，对一个失去记忆的人来说。
Ha, ha, you think you"re from the galaxy. No wonder, for someone who has lost his memory.
不明白你在说什么，请你——
I don"t understand what you"re talking about, please——
嘴巴一时不能动了。
The mouth won"t move for a moment.
不知道也罢，反正将你交给血星之父，任务就完成了。
I don"t know. Anyway, I will give you to the father of blood star, and the task will be completed.
不知怎的，我又倒在了地上。全身无力，血星人押着我往顶尾走。
Somehow, I fell to the ground again. The whole body is weak, the blood star man escorts me to the top tail.
不能就这样算了，但通讯机又不在了，不能向火星分局呼救，可我不能就这样不明不白的死去，我还很年轻，我还有很多事没尝试过。
I can"t just let it go, but the communication machine is gone, and I can"t call for help from Mars branch. But I can"t just die in this way. I"m still young, and I haven"t tried many things.
当走过时空总部，我预计着离门口的时间，距离越来越近，心跳越来越急，在开门的刹那，用尽每一跟头发的力量，推开敌人，跑了出去。
When I walk through the time and space headquarters, I predict the time from the door, the distance is getting closer and closer, and my heart is beating faster and faster. When I open the door, I use every hair strength to push away the enemy and run out.
却不知那是个时空窗口，所以我——
But I don"t know it"s a window of time and space, so I——
我进入了异度空间，周围尽是宇宙形成的画面以及一些星系的“进论”。（即，一个星系从一个原始状态发展为一个高级星系）怪不得，周杰伦很想来此地。另外，——，我也知道了为什么他们要捕追我的原因了。
I entered the heterometric space, surrounded by pictures of the formation of the universe and the "progression" of some galaxies. (that is, a galaxy develops from a primitive state to a high-level Galaxy) no wonder Jay Chou wants to come here. Besides, I also know why they want to catch me.
那是宇宙星磁刚产生深蓝星系的时候，整个星系几乎没有几颗具有生命的星球最先进的就只有洛克人了，柳剑系就是他们的家园。那时的柳剑系跟银河的太阳系差不多。不过洛克人的生存空间却占了整个系。
That"s when the cosmic star magnetism just produced the dark blue galaxy. There were few living stars in the whole galaxy. The most advanced one was the lockers. The Liujian system was their home. At that time, the Liujian system was similar to the solar system of the Milky way. But Locke"s living space occupied the whole department.
洛克人也是一个以剑为主的战斗民族，等级最高就能变身为“超级洛克人”。
Locke is also a sword based fighting nation, the highest level can be transformed into a "super Locke.".
当时，为“宇宙浪子”的星足，已发展到了“超级洛克人，九级。是整个洛克民族中最强的。
At that time, for "cosmic prodigal" star foot, has developed to "super Rockman, level 9. It is the strongest of the whole Locke nation.
当修到第十级将要圆满之际皇室柳几公主的出现，使他在这关键时刻放弃了。最终，星足。选择了爱情。
When the tenth level was about to be completed, the Royal Princess Liuji appeared, which made him give up at this critical moment. Finally, starfoot. Choose love.
浪子与公主结了婚，一年后生下爱情的结晶——一名男婴。可宇宙浪子的养父“深蓝之王”最终知道了此事，逼死了柳几公主，又将星足赶出了深蓝星系。
The prodigal son married the princess and gave birth to a baby boy, the crystallization of love, one year later. But the adoptive father of cosmic prodigal son, the king of dark blue, finally knew this, forced Princess Liu Ji to death, and drove her out of the dark blue galaxy.
柳几公主的父亲将男婴抚养成人，取名为星雨，后怕再被深蓝之王发现，就将他送往了银河系的一个行星上因为那星的民族都有情感。这位王者花尽他所有的能量，将男孩再次转为一男婴，并抹去了记忆，又将流星剑附在他身上。
Princess Liu Ji"s father raised the baby boy, named Xingyu. Afraid of being discovered by the king of dark blue, he sent him to a planet in the galaxy because the people of that star have feelings. The King spent all his energy to turn the boy into a baby boy again, erased his memory and attached the meteor sword to him.
在地球上，这个孤儿被一对没有子女的夫妇收养了，后来成了一个“银河宇航员”。
On earth, the orphan was adopted by a childless couple and later became a "Galactic astronaut".
他，就是我。
He is me.
在回击、回忆往事的刹那，我感觉到全身上下充满了无穷的力量。
In the moment of recollection and recollection, I felt that my whole body was full of infinite strength.
时空，永不疲惫的在不停的运转。我的体内爆发出无穷尽的力量。是的，我明白我是一名，战士，剑是我的生命。这样想着，眼前出现了一把剑，在记忆中，我认识，它是流剑。
Time and space, never tired in the non-stop operation. My body is bursting with endless power. Yes, I understand that I am a warrior, and the sword is my life. In this way, a sword appeared in front of me. In my memory, I know that it is Liujian.
来吧，拿起这把剑，去保卫自己的家园。你的责任也是守卫银河系，决不能被血星人控制了。记住，你具有你父亲的特技和你母亲的能量。摆脱超级洛克人，你将成为一名星族战士。”这声音是从剑中发出的。
Come on, take this sword and defend your home. Your responsibility is also to guard the galaxy. You must not be controlled by the blood star man. Remember, you have your father"s stunts and your mother"s energy. Get rid of the super Rockman and you will become a star warrior. " The sound came from the sword.
我握起这把流星剑，一股巨大的威力冲击着我，战斗风衣随风飘扬开来。
I hold this meteor sword, a huge power strikes me, and the battle windbreaker flies with the wind.
冲过时空的轨道，我来到了我的“故乡”——深蓝。时空已经过了几千个轮回。记忆中，这里的恒星系多以万计。并且个个有生命。我又是降落在了洛克星上。有了往日的记忆，顿时，有了不一样的感觉。眼睛告诉我，这里曾被攻击了。我向皇宫奔去，却是一片废墟。
Through the orbit of time and space, I came to my "Hometown" - dark blue. Time and space have passed thousands of samsara. In memory, there are tens of thousands of star systems here. And all have lives. I landed on rock again. With the memories of the past, suddenly, have a different feeling. The eyes told me that it had been attacked. I ran to the palace, but it was a ruin.
奔了几个星球，没有给我新的视觉，不但没给我希望，而且让希望成了一个希望的希望。
Ran several planets, did not give me a new vision, not only did not give me hope, but also let hope become a hope.
痛苦、郁闷、惆怅、彷徨……
Pain, depression, melancholy, hesitation
东游西走，梦呓般漂浮着，……
Travel to the East and walk to the west, floating like a dream
突然，一枚美丽的黄色花环飞标从我身后飞来。我闪了过去。又飞了过来，我顺手抓住了他它。但手指割破了。顿时，一股蓝色的液体从伤口溢出。
Suddenly, a beautiful yellow wreath came from behind me. I dodged. It flew over again, and I grabbed it. But the finger was cut. Suddenly, a blue stream of liquid overflowed from the wound.
你是深蓝人？一个女孩子的声音来自我的身后。
Are you a dark blue man? A girl"s voice came from behind me.
终于发现了人，“是的”我转过身，多么熟悉的面孔，就是想不起来。
Finally found a person, "yes" I turned around, how familiar faces, but do not remember.
“是你袭击我。”还是很生气。
"You attacked me." Still angry.
“我以为是血星人，对、对不起。”说着，女孩哭了起来。
"I thought it was a blood star. I"m sorry." With that, the girl began to cry.
见他哭了，我也不好多说什么，误会本身是不需要宽恕的。但听到血星人气又上来了。
Seeing him cry, I don"t have much to say. Misunderstanding itself doesn"t need forgiveness. But hear blood star popularity again.
是时候找血星人报仇了，我转身想走，可被女孩拉住，“你去哪？”
It"s time to find the blood star man for revenge. I turned around and wanted to leave, but the girl pulled me. "Where are you going?"
去报仇。
Revenge.
我也去。
I will go too.
不行。
No way.
不。
No
考虑到女孩的安危，只好答应。
Considering the girl"s safety, I have to agree.
我俩在宇宙间游荡了整整6个亿年。失望的是还要继续游走下去，因为还是无法找到血星人的半个影子。
We"ve been wandering the universe for 600 million years. Disappointed is to continue to swim, because still can"t find the half shadow of blood star man.
六个亿年，那是一个多么漫长的日子。我俩的关系正如月亮的脸了，悄悄的改变着，由陌生人到朋友，由朋友到恋人，再由恋人到夫妇。是的，我爱上了她。是的，我爱着他。是的，我爱她。就像……就像……老鼠爱大米。我想骨子里的坚持是不需要理由的。正如，你不会问老鼠为什么会爱大米。
Six billion years, what a long day it was. Our relationship is like the face of the moon, quietly changing, from strangers to friends, from friends to lovers, from lovers to couples. Yes, I fell in love with her. Yes, I love him. Yes, I love her. It"s like... It"s like... Mice love rice. I don"t think there"s any reason for insistence. Just like, you don"t ask why mice love rice.
一日，一场巨大的紫云暴朝我们卷来。我再次被卷进了时空，柳儿也是。（柳儿是我妻子的名字）在时空中，我努力紧紧的抓着她的手，生怕被分开。
One day, a huge purple cloud burst towards us. I was once again involved in time and space, so was Liu er. (liu"er is my wife"s name) in time and space, I try to hold her hand tightly for fear of being separated.
当我醒来时发现已经回到了月球，慌忙中寻找着柳儿，眼前一片绝望，无奈的垂下了头。“柳儿”失声了。几辈子的幸福感涌了上来。
When I woke up, I found that I had returned to the moon, and I was looking for Liu ER in a hurry. In front of me, I was in despair, but I hung my head down. Liu"er lost his voice. A sense of happiness has sprung up over the years.
牵着柳儿的手，就像左手牵右手。
Holding liu"er"s hand is like holding his right hand with his left hand.
……
...
我找到了通讯器，让我不解的是时间居然还在拜访“巨星人”之前。
I found the communicator. What puzzled me was that time was still before I visited the superstar.
不是过了六亿光年吗？
Isn"t it 600 million light years?
终于明白了我与柳儿是被卷进了时间旋涡，回到了过去。回到了登月的那一天。而流星剑产生的巨大能量把回归时空的门打开了。把碧红系整个都吞没了。灾难终于结束了。
Finally, I understand that Liu ER and I are swept into the vortex of time and back to the past. Back to the day of landing on the moon. The huge energy produced by meteor sword opens the door to return to time and space. It engulfs the whole BIHONG system. The disaster is finally over.
我望着柳儿，柳儿望着我。
I look at liu"er. Liu"er looks at me.
心里一阵甜味。
There was a sweet smell in my heart.
相视而笑。
smile into each other "s eyes.
手拉着手。
Hand in hand.
漫步在月球的沙滩上。
Walking on the beach of the moon.
时间很快过去了，我又要开始我的登月工作。我从登月舱中拿出了研究的仪器。发现月球表面不仅有矿石，而且有人类从来没有发现过的煤炭。那些煤炭如果拿到地球上来的话可以给地球提供几亿年的煤炭资源。然后采集了许多样本，准备带到地球上进行研究，希望会给地球带来巨大的作用。
Time passed quickly, and I was about to start my moon landing again. I took out the research instruments from the lunar module. It is found that there are not only minerals on the surface of the moon, but also coal that has never been found by humans. Those coal can provide hundreds of millions of years of coal resources to the earth. Then we collected a lot of samples and prepared to take them to the earth for research, hoping to bring great effect to the earth.
月球上看到的地球是怎么样的呢？怀着一种好奇心，我拿出微型天文望远镜。哇塞，美丽极了，整个是一个空灵的蓝水晶。我取出摄象机将这一美景保存起来。让地球人也能分享到我的体验。我总得在月球上留下点什么，于是大笔一挥：明月几时有，把酒问青天。苏轼前辈，没想到吧，你的广告都打到月球上了，很快你就会红遍整个宇宙。不过，你不用感动的爬起来，我心领了。
What is the earth like on the moon? With a sense of curiosity, I took out the micro telescope. Wow, it"s so beautiful. It"s an empty blue crystal. I took out the camera and saved the beautiful scenery. Let people on earth share my experience. I always have to leave something on the moon, so I write a big stroke: when will the moon be, ask Qingtian about the wine. Su Shi, I didn"t expect that your advertisements will hit the moon, and soon you will be popular all over the universe. However, you don"t have to be moved to get up, I"ve learned.
回过头来，靠，好大一个火球呀。想必是太阳公公吧。真是威武，真是名不虚传。我情不自禁的向太阳公公挥了挥手。何不把他拍下，好让地球人看看月球上的太阳是啥样的。于是我又举起了摄象机。
Look back, shit. What a big fireball. It must be father sun. It"s powerful. It"s worthy of reputation. I can"t help waving to father sun. Why don"t you take a picture of him so that the earth can see what the sun is like on the moon. So I raised the camera again.
正拍时，突然发现一只飞船向月球靠近，然后飞船降落了，出来几个类似自己的生物，走动，方向朝我，不停的走，直到距我十厘米，停下，张开大概是应该是肯定是地球人称之为嘴巴的东西：你们用这样的东东拍照片也太垃圾了。”“是吗，不过你带笔和纸了吗，如果没有，我倒可以送你，以备你在说下一句是可以打好草稿。”耳膜受到了前所未有的侮辱，愤怒的火焰冲出了喉咙，可中华民族的优良传统又以高出我几光年的速度将火焰扑灭，只胜下几缕火苗。
When I was taking a picture, I suddenly found a spaceship approaching to the moon. Then the spaceship landed and came out with several creatures similar to myself. They walked towards me and kept walking until they were ten centimeters away from me. They stopped and opened something that the earth would call mouth for sure: it"s too rubbish for you to take pictures with such a thing. " "Yes, but do you have a pen and paper with you? If not, I"ll send it to you in case you say that you can make a draft for the next sentence." The eardrum was insulted unprecedentedly, the angry flame rushed out of the throat, but the fine tradition of the Chinese nation put out the flame with a speed several light years higher than me, only winning a few flames.
他们也并不生气，用行动冻结了我的愤怒。只见他们用光随便照了一下，就现出一架仪器。“这是太空离子相机，专拍太空机，不管多远都可以拍，曾将远在2万亿亿光年的东西拍了下来。
They were not angry, they froze my anger with their actions. They just used the light to shine casually, and then an instrument appeared. "This is a space ion camera. It"s a special camera for space craft. It can be shot no matter how far away it is. It has photographed something as far as 200 billion light-years.
我发现我又开始目瞪口呆了。有什么办法，虽然人类的面部表情非常的丰富多彩，可是毕竟代表不了全人类，怎么说也不能不经人类同意就将表情一泄无遗呀。我是个有原则的人呀，呵呵。………………恶心………………其实是自嘲罢了。呵！
I found that I was beginning to gape again. What"s the way? Although human facial expressions are very colorful, they can"t represent all human beings after all. How can we say that we can"t let them out without human consent. I am a man of principle, ha ha Nausea In fact, it"s self mockery. Oh!
咳，地球人太落后了。
Well, people on earth are too backward.
母亲呀母亲，你快点强大起来吧！
Mother, mother, hurry up and be strong!
到那时恶心的将是他们了，“垃圾”两字将从我们的唇齿间流出。
By then they will be disgusting, and the word "garbage" will flow out of our lips and teeth.
母亲呀母亲，你快点强大起来吧！
Mother, mother, hurry up and be strong!
还是到别处去吧，因为我是知道自己的承受能力的。何必让自己徒增伤悲呢？
Go somewhere else, because I know my tolerance. Why do you have to let yourself be sad?
可预料不到的是外星人的好客程度和说服能力，让你宁愿再增伤悲。于是我进入了伤悲的深渊。不幸的是这对当时的我来说却是一种难得的大幸了。不是吗？想想《大话西游》就够了。
What can"t be expected is the hospitality and persuasive ability of aliens, which makes you prefer to increase your grief. So I went into the abyss of sorrow. Unfortunately, it was a rare blessing for me at that time. Isn"t it? Just think about the journey to the West.
于是，我在他们的船舱内吃了第二餐“月球饭”。他们的菜与我们的菜相比，用天壤之别来概括真是再恰当不过了。他们的菜除了除了虾还是虾，没有青菜和萝卜。他们的饭是绿色的。我们边吃边聊，越来越投机。（证明我的选择是对的）
So I had a second "moon meal" in their cabin. Compared with our food, it"s really appropriate to generalize their food in terms of the difference between heaven and earth. Apart from shrimp or shrimp, they have no vegetables or radishes. Their rice is green. As we eat and talk, we become more and more speculative. (prove that my choice is right)
我们明年要搬到月球上来。外星人说。
We are going to move to the moon next year. Said the alien.
我们也是。
So do we.
太好了，明年就是邻居了耶。GOOD！GOOD！
Great. Next year is next door. GOOD! GOOD!
靠，他们也学英语。
Shit, they also learn English.
边说边走边笑……难舍难分……伤离别：君问归期未有期，巴山夜雨涨秋池。何当共剪西窗烛，却话巴山夜雨时。
Talking and laughing It"s hard to give up Injury leave: you asked return period has not been, Bashan night rain rose autumn pool. How to cut the west window candle together, but when it rains in the night.
月球上的种种事物都让我大开眼界，就连我的头发也是一直竖着。我坐在神州舱里想着。没想到月球上有这么多不未人知的东东。幸好阿姆斯特朗已去了一个我将来要去的时空，不然整个世界就要遭殃了，可不，你想，满世界都是他的肺液、肺皮、肺血、肺浆、肺菌、肺气……呵，不必担心，这一天永远都不会出现，他是不会知道的，有时空替我们保密。
Everything on the moon has opened my eyes, even my hair has been standing up. I sat in the Shenzhou cabin thinking. I didn"t expect so many unknown things on the moon. Fortunately, Armstrong has gone to a place where I will go in the future, otherwise the whole world will suffer. No, you think, the whole world is full of his lung fluid, lung skin, lung blood, lung plasma, lung bacteria, Lung Qi Oh, don"t worry, this day will never appear, he won"t know, there is time and space for us to keep secret.
从刚到月球时遭受到的险情，到被血星人迫害，到拯救出深蓝公主，再到穿越时空到了65亿年之后。可是回来以后时间还是没有变。以及自己居然是卫斯理和与深蓝女使居然是大乔的后代。所有的所有只给我一种感受：难以置信。
From the dangerous situation when I first arrived at the moon, to the persecution by the blood star people, to the rescue of the dark blue princess, to the time travel to 6.5 billion years later. But the time hasn"t changed since I came back. As well as being the offspring of Wesley and dark blue emissary. All of it just gives me one feeling: unbelievable.
再说到月球，怎么会有这么多外星人的基地，看来月球已经不单为地球人所重视了，月球已经成为各个星球所要蚕食的肥肉了。
Besides, how can there be so many alien bases on the moon? It seems that the moon is not only valued by people on earth, but also has become the meat to be eaten by every planet.
忽然间，我记起有些事忘在舱内了。于是走出舰艇，来到神洲舱的总指挥部。
All of a sudden, I remember something I forgot in the cabin. So out of the ship, came to the Shenzhou cabin headquarters.
“你好，星雨，有什么情况吗？”模拟智能人幸问到。
"Hello, Xingyu, what"s the matter?" I"m glad to ask.
“好的，运往地球的那些货物检查完毕了吗？”我随手翻开指令册。
"OK, have you finished the inspection of the goods to the earth?" I opened the instruction book.
“是的，全部安装到位了。”幸接过我手中的指令册，却有些不安。途中会不会被外星人发现，要知道有这么多人来月球并建立基地是有目的的呀。他们可不是吃素的。
"Yes, it"s all in place." Fortunately, I took the instruction book in my hand, but I was a little uneasy. Will aliens find out on the way? It"s purposeful to know that so many people come to the moon and set up bases. They are not vegetarian.
“你说是，他们不是省油的灯。危险一步都没有离开过，我们要小心呀。”透过坚硬的太空镜，一架又一架飞碟飞过，我的脸一阵冷。
"They"re not fuel efficient lights, you say. The danger hasn"t gone away. We should be careful. " Through the hard space mirror, flying saucer after UFO, my face was cold.
吃完点心，我坐在监控室里喝茶。舱门打开了。进来的是我的助手幸。
After the dessert, I sat in the monitoring room for tea. The hatch is open. It"s lucky that my assistant came in.
“那份报告送出去了吗？”我放下手中的杯子。从电脑中打开一份文件。
"Has the report been sent?" I put down the cup in my hand. Open a file from the computer.
“是的，，但有一点不懂。你真的要把月核运回地球吗？这让外星人知道了，可是很危险的，不如求助于深蓝吧。”
"Yes, but I don"t understand at all. Do you really want to bring the moon back to earth? This lets the alien know, but it"s very dangerous. It"s better to turn to dark blue. "
“你都知道了，但请你不用担心。会好起来的。”
"You all know, but please don"t worry. It will get better. "
“那地球方面怎么办，美国对中国的计划早有怀疑，如果被查出来，中国的“嫦蛾计划”就要夭折了。
"What about the earth? The United States has long suspected China"s plan. If it is found out, China"s Chang"e plan will die.
这可怎么办，我一直对这件事放不下心。不管做什么事，总是心不在焉的。突然一位同志走过来说：“你在想什么，魂不首色的。”我把嫦娥计划可能会碰到的危险告诉了他。可他思考了好几天，才给我一个答案，更甚不是很圆满。但只要能挽救这个计划的，只要有百分只一的把握，就要试一试，搏一搏，结果总是拼出来的，房子总是由砖块一块一块叠起来的。
What can I do about it? I can"t let it go. No matter what you do, you are always absent-minded. Suddenly a comrade came up and said, "what are you thinking? The soul doesn"t turn to color." I told him the danger that Chang"e plan might encounter. But he thought for several days before he gave me an answer, which was not very satisfactory. But as long as we can save the plan, as long as we have only one percent assurance, we must try and fight, and the result is always spelled out, and the house is always stacked by bricks.
这一个实验又开始了。我走到月球表面，开始了进一步的实验。我拿来仪器，开始探索。
This experiment has begun again. I went to the surface of the moon and started further experiments. I took the instrument and began to explore.
还是老样子。我还得将那个庞然大物利用高科技的控制仪器把它搬至月球表面，不然我又得受苦了。刚把那么重的仪器放下，就看到了一场前所未有的流星雨。看着，看着，我不禁唱起了：陪你去看流星雨，落在这地球上，让你的泪落在我肩上……这众所周知的月球表面，竟藏着一个鲜为人知的事件。我想，恐怕只有我一个人知道这一奇观吧，真是感动至极，流下的不知是鼻涕还是眼泪，总之是面目全非，一塌糊涂，如果一定要我分辨，只能说三个字，对不起，不过，你要是委婉一点的话，我倒可以委屈自己好好努力一下，给你一个满意的答案，那就是如果估计不错的话应该是两者皆有吧。由此，你也可以死而无憾了。如果还未进化成猪类。
It"s still the same. I"ll have to move that huge thing to the surface of the moon with high-tech controls, or I"ll suffer again. Just put down the heavy instrument, we saw an unprecedented meteor shower. Look, look, I can"t help singing: accompany you to watch the meteor shower, fall on this earth, let your tears fall on my shoulder There is a little-known event on the surface of the moon. I"m afraid I"m the only one who knows about this spectacle. I"m so moved. I don"t know whether it"s snot or tears. In a word, it"s totally different. It"s a mess. If I have to distinguish it, I can only say three words. I"m sorry, but if you"re a little more gentle, I can make a good effort to give you a satisfactory answer. That"s if you estimate it If the plan is good, it should be both. So you can die without regret. If they haven "t evolved into pigs.
许下：愿每个人在新的一年里，一帆风顺、二龙腾飞、三羊开泰、四季平安、五福临门、六六大顺、七星高照、八方来财、九九同心、十全十美。……
Let"s make a promise: in the new year, everyone will have smooth sailing, two dragons flying, three sheep Kaitai, four seasons peace, five blessings in front of the gate, six major Shun, seven stars shining high, eight directions to finance, nine in one heart, and perfect
光顾着许愿，差点忘了正事。总免不了一个“贪”字，可我不是和尚六根如何净，我不是尼姑红尘如何断。理智让我又开始了工作。毕竟关系到地球妈妈的生命呀。
I almost forgot my business when I came here to make a wish. There is always a word of "greed", but I"m not a monk. I"m not a nun. I"m not a Buddhist monk. Reason got me back to work. After all, it"s about the life of mother earth.
先从百宝箱中拿出工具，取了些岩石做样本等带回地球做实验。在月球上工作真是太美了，心里总是甜甜的。
First, take out the tools from the treasure chest, take some rocks for samples and take them back to the earth for experiments. It"s so beautiful to work on the moon. My heart is always sweet.
地球上无法看到的奇观居然在月球上看到了，我用摄象机拍下了所有的美丽。
The wonders that cannot be seen on the earth were actually seen on the moon. I photographed all the beauty with my camera.
我又拿出天文望远镜观察彗星，只见他它拖着长长的银光色的尾巴，好象一把扫帚，一生中能够看到一次实在是太幸运了。一定要把这一美景记录下来才行。
I took out the telescope to observe the comet again, only to see that it was dragging a long silver tail, like a broom. It was really lucky to see it once in my life. We must record the beautiful scenery.
啊，好漂亮哦。怎么没有星星，噢，原来月球上没有大气呀。
Ah, it"s beautiful. Why there are no stars? Oh, there is no atmosphere on the moon.
哎，月球上虽然好，但是也挺寂寞荒凉的。除了陨石坑就再也没有什么东西可看的了。我要把这些样品什么的都带到地球。让科学家们好好研究研究，最好能把人类迁居到月球上去。
Alas, although the moon is good, it"s lonely and desolate. There is nothing to see but the crater. I"m going to take these samples and everything to earth. Let the scientists do a good job of research, the best way to move people to the moon.
抱着我的美好的期待，我动工了，嘴里还念叨着希望老天爷能成全我哦。很快我完工了，望着着宽阔的月球。深深地吸了一口气，憧憬着……
Holding my beautiful expectation, I started the construction, and I said that I hope God can complete me. Soon I was finished, looking at the broad moon. I took a deep breath and looked forward to
脑海里出现了一个景象，我们人类在月球上快速的发展着甚至比地球上还繁荣。
There is a picture in my mind that we humans are developing rapidly on the moon and even more prosperous than on the earth.
心动不如行动。我向联合国发出了E-mail，请求他们调动地球上的各行各业的人来月球建设。果然，联合国马上向世界各国发出通知，把各自国家中最杰出的科学家、工程师、设计者等抽到月球上工作。于是世界各国开始了建设月球的旅程。
Action is better than heart. I sent an e-mail to the United Nations asking them to mobilize people from all walks of life on earth to build the moon. As expected, the United Nations immediately sent a notice to all countries in the world, drawing the most outstanding scientists, engineers, designers, etc. from their respective countries to work on the moon. So the world began to build the moon.
发出信号后，各国最高首领想我发来E-mail，说他们的高科技人才几天后到达月球。我在月球上一边等一边观察。不久，他们都到了，我向他们介绍了月球上的有关情况，他们就开始工作了。
After the signal was sent, the top leaders of the countries wanted me to send an E-mail saying that their high-tech talents would arrive on the moon in a few days. I watched while waiting on the moon. Soon, they all arrived. I introduced them to the moon, and they began to work.
月球就象被扔了无数次的石头，没有一点平处。我在月球上不知摔了多少次，但是，摔倒时一点也不疼，在月球上，觉得月球很大，可在宇宙中月球就像一粒米一样而已了。如果我们把月球开发成地球那么大，那就可以带地球人来住了。希望这一个希望很快就可以变成现实。
The moon is like a stone that has been thrown many times. There is no flat spot. I don"t know how many times I fell on the moon, but it didn"t hurt at all when I fell. On the moon, I think the moon is very big, but in the universe, the moon is just like a grain of rice. If we develop the moon to be the size of the earth, we can bring people to live on it. Hope that this hope can soon become a reality.
几天后，科学家、设计者告诉我，他们被袭击了。建设的资料被偷了。还说是样子长的很怪的人干的。不用说，我的感觉马上告诉我是外星人。肯定是红色星球的战斗人，只有他们才会那么做的。卑鄙的怪物。他们肯定会炸毁我们的基地，咳，厄运又要开始了。在后来的几天里，我们不断的遭到袭击和攻打。如果不是因为威力这个标志，怕会让人误会为小日本扫荡呢？
A few days later, scientists and designers told me that they had been attacked. The construction materials were stolen. It"s also said that it"s done by strange looking people. Needless to say, my feelings immediately told me it was an alien. It must be the fighters of the red planet. Only they can do that. Despicable monster. They"re going to blow up our base. Well, it"s bad luck again. In the next few days, we were constantly attacked and attacked. If it"s not for the sign of power, I"m afraid that it will be misunderstood as a small Japanese mopping up?
后来发现他们居然不是外星人，而是戴着外星人面具的人。他们借此挑拨我们与外星人的关系，想让我们两败俱伤，然后鱼翁得利。还好，我们发现了他们的图谋，我们将计就计，将这些披着羊皮的狼一网打尽。
Later it was found that they were not aliens, but people wearing alien masks. They use this to stir up our relationship with aliens. They want us to lose both sides, and then yuweng will benefit. Fortunately, we found their plot, we will plan to kill all these wolves in sheep"s clothing.
可是不久，那些人又卷土重来了，还集合了好几个星球的外星人，合力来占领月球。
But before long, those people made a comeback and gathered aliens from several planets to occupy the moon.
我们再一次遭到了强大的攻击，我又给总部发了E()-mail，要求救援，总部马上发来E-mail，马上派一个天才儿童过来支援，不用担心要镇定、镇定。话说那位天才儿童，想必就是红遍四大洲七大洋的励泽明，他年仅十四岁，听说一出生就爬上72层楼，指着狮子座大声嫉呼；
明天1点08分08秒有一场流星雨。第二天果然下起了流星雨，于是人们惊呼，天才儿童，后来其父深思了片刻拍案称道：就叫他励泽明。励为破记录，泽为流星雨，明创贡献。老天真是待我不薄，见到他是我想都不敢想的，梦都不敢梦的，他是我心中的梦，不，确切的说是梦中的梦，想不到不久就要与他面对面了，说不定还要与他握手，天哪，居然很快就要与他亲密接触了，那是我几世修来的福气，真要好好感谢我的前世，前前世，前前前世……
Once again, we were attacked strongly. I sent e-mail to the headquarters to ask for help. The headquarters immediately sent e-mail and sent a gifted child to support us. Don"t worry about being calm and calm. As for the gifted child, he must be Li Zeming, who is famous all over the four continents and seven oceans. He is only 14 years old. It"s said that he climbed up 72 floors when he was born, pointing to the Leo and shouting jealously; there will be a meteor shower at 1:08:08 tomorrow. The next day there was a meteor shower, so people exclaimed, the gifted child. Later, his father thought for a moment and made a decision, saying, "let"s call him Li Zeming.". Li is the record breaker, Ze is the meteor shower, and mingchuang contributes. I don"t care for him very much. I can"t even think of him. I can"t dream of him. He"s a dream in my heart. No, it"s exactly a dream in my dream. I can"t imagine that I"ll meet him face to face soon. Maybe I"ll shake hands with him. God, I"ll be in close contact with him soon. That"s the blessing I"ve cultivated for several generations. I really want to thank my previous life, previous life, previous life Previous life
这几天我仿佛在梦中度过，不是心潮澎湃就是感激涕淋，不但见到了天才，还与他交谈、吃饭、甚至睡同一张床，真的是亲密接触，真的是不同凡响。有一天，半夜，我听到一种特别的声音，好象是啊伦的声音，难道阿伦来月球开演唱会了，纳闷中，怀疑中，寻找中原来是从天才身上发出来的，由此我对天才的爱又加了一万年。
These days, I seem to have spent in a dream. I was either overwhelmed or grateful. I not only saw the genius, but also talked with him, ate and even slept in the same bed. It"s really close contact. It"s really extraordinary. One day, in the middle of the night, I heard a special voice, like Aaron"s voice. Did Aaron come to the moon to hold a concert? I was wondering, doubting, and searching. It was originally from the genius, so my love for the genius added another 10000 years.
天才不愧为天才，一上来就克制了外星人的计划。还用自制的LIM型超级氢弹炸掉了一个星球。可是突然之间在茫茫宇宙中出现了很多很多的不知应该称何形状的，反正用尽数理化所有的词藻也无法表达的“什物”，对，鲁迅这个词实在是妙，正好用上，我想这正是鲁迅流芳百世的原因吧，话虽如此，我心里的感叹却是：真是博大精深呀，——语文。呵，有道是，我不入地狱谁入地狱，我不赞语文谁赞语文。嗖，天才儿童坐在电脑前，十指在键盘上一阵敲打，只见八枚L2M飞向什物。真是帅呆了，简直是东?a href="http:///a/ldjh/" target="_blank">讲话茉偈溃±罘傻吨叵帧０ 端Ц纾Ｏ眨怨哦嗲榭沼牒蓿觳潘Ц绫暇共皇呛蜕校站课薹ǖ值财罬M的万种风情。可是，关键时刻怎能来电！！！但是应该怪谁呢，MM漂亮有罪吗？是爹妈给的，她有啥办法，那么应该怪天才帅哥喽，不，那是他的本能，况且，我们不能忘了天才帅哥本来叫天才儿童哦，儿童的理智程度是不需要宽恕的。咳，如果一定要追究责任的话，那就怪青春综合证吧，少男少女情窦初开，长叹，情为何物？旷世怪才就这样离开人世？他可是我的偶像呀，老天爷，……正当我哭的淅沥哗啦的时候，一股暖流从我的肩膀兵分两路流向我的发尖与趾尖。很明显，是一双温柔有富有磁性的手，“你没是吧？”“没、没事”我简直难以形容我当时的表情和心情，但是有一点可以确定，不难过，虽然泪水淹没了我的眼睛，鼻子，嘴巴，原因很简单，他还活着。
Genius is worthy of being a genius. As soon as he came up, he restrained the plans of aliens. It also blew up a planet with a home-made Lim super hydrogen bomb. But all of a sudden, there are many "things" in the boundless universe that I don"t know what shape to call. Anyway, they can"t be expressed by using all the words of mathematics and chemistry. Right, Lu Xun is a wonderful word, and it"s just used up. I think that"s the reason why Lu Xun has a long history. However, my heart"s exclamation is: it"s really broad and profound, Chinese. Ah, there is a way that if I don"t go to hell, I will go to hell. If I don"t like Chinese, I will praise Chinese. Whoosh, the gifted child sat in front of the computer, ten fingers on the keyboard, and he saw only eight l2m flying towards things. It"s so handsome. It"s the invincible future of the East. Xiaoli Feidao reappears. Ah "handsome man, dangerous, since ancient times, he has been full of love and hatred. After all, a talented handsome man is not a monk, and he can"t resist the beautiful MM"s amorous feelings.". However, how can we call at the critical moment!!! But who should blame, mm beautiful guilty? It"s from her parents. If she has any way, she should blame the talented and handsome man. No, it"s his instinct. Besides, we can"t forget that the talented and handsome man was originally called the talented child. There"s no need to forgive the children"s intellectual level. Cough, if we must investigate the responsibility, then blame the youth comprehensive card, young men and girls love, sigh, what is love? Is that how the eccentric person left the world? He is my idol, God Just as I was crying, a warm current flowed from my shoulder to my hair and toe. Obviously, it"s a pair of gentle and magnetic hands, "aren"t you?" "No, it"s OK" I can hardly describe my expression and mood at that time, but one thing can be sure, I"m not sad. Although tears flooded my eyes, nose, mouth, the reason is very simple, he is still alive.
外星人被消灭了，天才儿童励泽明和我们都得救了，哈哈哈，我们可以抬着头，挺着胸，举着手，回地球去了。可是，天才儿童居然在这个时候变傻了，难道是兴奋过度，这时大发明家汉奸说，快、快。拿电棒来。说也奇怪，就这么一打，居然变聪明了。不知道的人肯定说牵揍，知道的只好说奇人怪事。为了庆祝，我们开了一个PARTY，唱了很多歌，可是内容都一样：天才，怪才，天才，怪才，天才……
The alien has been eliminated, the gifted child Li Zeming and us have been saved, ha ha ha ha, we can hold our heads, chest, hands and go back to the earth. However, the gifted children actually become stupid at this time. Is it excessive excitement? At this time, the great inventor traitor said, fast, fast. Get the electric rod. It"s strange to say that such a dozen people have become smart. People who don"t know must say that they are beaten. People who do know have to say strange things. In order to celebrate, we opened a party and sang many songs, but the content was the same: Genius, weirdo, genius, weirdo, genius
这一晚，我们过的很开心，第二天早上，当天才儿童踏上飞船的一瞬间，外星人向我们发出了攻击，在突如其来的攻击中，几个智能机器人被打中，而且死的很难看。此时最伤心的莫过于天才儿童了，我从来没有见过他哭，更不用说哭成这副德性了。好羡慕呀，这个时候我有一种负罪感。于是我也嚎啕大哭起来。“我们要报仇”理智的愤怒将我们从痛苦的深渊拉了回来。于是我们连发了几个L2M，可都被外星人的激光枪给熔化，我们束手无策。只好眼睁睁的看着一个个机器人被打死。绝望时，我突然想起船舱里还有一种能把任何武器破坏的导弹，但只有一个。我马上跑到船舱，和几个科学家研究了一下，最后将弹药分成好几份。再用弹壳包好，分给每个人。让他们放在激光枪中，发射出去。我们把子弹发射出去后，他们又用激光枪来破坏。但是很遗憾他们失败了，我们都高兴的跳了起来。可是祸事从来都是很团结的，眼前出现了更为强大的敌人——超级血星人。我们该怎么办？
This evening, we had a good time. The next morning, when the gifted child stepped on the spaceship, the alien launched an attack on us. In the sudden attack, several intelligent robots were hit and died in a very ugly way. At this time, the most sad thing is the gifted child. I have never seen him cry, let alone cry into this virtue. I envy you so much. I feel guilty at this time. So I started to cry. "We"re going to avenge" the rational rage pulled us back from the abyss of pain. So we fired several L2MS in a row, but they were all melted by the alien"s laser gun. We were helpless. I had to watch the robots being killed. In desperation, I suddenly remembered that there was a kind of missile in the cabin that could destroy any weapon, but there was only one. I immediately ran to the cabin, studied with several scientists, and finally divided the ammunition into several parts. Then wrap it in a shell and give it to everyone. Put them in a laser gun and shoot them out. After we fired the bullets, they used laser guns to destroy them. But it"s a pity that they failed. We all jumped up happily. But the disaster has always been very united, there is a more powerful enemy - Super blood star. What should we do?
我们应该造出更勇猛的子弹、炮弹、大炮、、超大型的，造出很多很多，来对付这些小混蛋外星人。要是这样不行，我们又该怎么办呢？请大家想想办法呀，我们的机器人快要被那些小混蛋外星人给消灭了。
We should build more powerful bullets, shells, cannons, super large ones, and make a lot of them to deal with these little bastard aliens. If that doesn"t work, what should we do? Please think of a way, our robot is about to be destroyed by those little bastard aliens.
这时一个比火星还大的星球向月球撞来。奇怪的是一向镇定冷静的天才儿童突然大喊大叫，东藏西躲吵着要回家。他是吓着了，还是疯了，至今我也搞不懂。但又一点可以肯定，他的形象大大的打了一个折扣。地球总部发出命令：用火星导弹。我们说没有，传来指示，再造一个，安慰道，不用怕，要镇定。我们按指示打败了敌人。但是，又出现了比刚才的敌人厉害100亿倍的水火星人，这下，我们又该如何是好？请看下回分解。
Then a planet bigger than Mars collided with the moon. What"s strange is that the always calm and calm genius children suddenly shout and hide and hide to go home. I still don"t understand whether he is scared or mad. But one thing is for sure, his image has been greatly discounted. Command from Earth headquarters: use Mars missiles. We said no, we sent instructions. We made another one. We comforted him. Don"t be afraid. Be calm. We defeated the enemy as instructed. However, there are 10 billion times more water Martians than the enemies just now. What should we do? Look at the next breakdown.
我们可以在星球上造出更多的武器，来保护月球。
We can build more weapons on the planet to protect the moon.
没错，月球是地球唯一的天然卫星，是距离我们最近的天体，月球上还蕴藏着还未被发现的资源，也许有一部分是我们地球人生存的源泉。如在月球靠近月球的过程中地球表面的海洋出现强烈的潮汐，剧烈的起伏引起巨大的摩擦力。使地球气温剧增，导致地心熔化地球岩浆在高温和高牵引力作用下，出现旋转式转动。其结果产生了磁场。正是这一超巨磁场，对地球形成了一个保护盾。减少了来自太空的宇宙射线的侵袭，使地球上的生物得以生存滋长。所以，我们必须保护月球。必须与超级水火星人抗战到底。当然不管天才儿童是啥了，还是疯了，还上级命令他必须留下来。
Yes, the moon is the only natural satellite of the earth. It is the nearest celestial body to us. There are still undiscovered resources on the moon. Maybe part of it is the source of our earth"s life. For example, in the process of the moon approaching the moon, the ocean on the earth"s surface appears strong tides, and sharp fluctuations cause great friction. As a result, the temperature of the earth increases dramatically, which causes the melting of the earth"s magma in the center of the earth to rotate under the action of high temperature and high traction. The result is a magnetic field. It is this giant magnetic field that forms a protective shield for the earth. It reduces the invasion of cosmic rays from space and enables life on earth to survive and grow. So we have to protect the moon. We have to fight the super water Martians to the end. Of course, no matter what the gifted child is, or is mad, his superior orders him to stay.
励泽明接到命令高兴的说：“我乃是天才儿童，我一定取得完全的利，我要用机智的脑灵活手做‘天才励泽明1号’飞船，做好后，乘着它去水火星球只需一个小时，这样如果打不过他们，我跑也挺方便的。我的人就安全了。”天才，真不是盖的。
Li Zeming was pleased to receive the order and said, "I am a gifted child. I will definitely make full profits. I will use my brain and hands to make the" genius Li Zeming 1 "spacecraft. After it is completed, it will take only one hour to go to the water fire planet. If I can"t beat them, I will be very convenient to run.". My people will be safe. " Genius, it"s not built.
好是好啦，但万一造不成呢？那我们不是要承受外星人的攻击现在还是来造几个飞毛腿导弹来应急会比较实在。（反正只要几分钟，万事就OK啦）但飞船还是要造，所谓打不过，就跑呗，蛋白质也知道。最好在上面造几个炮弹，外星人来追，也好防卫。咦，天才在干嘛，我走进一看，靠，他是不是人呢，（对于一出生就能爬上72层楼的东东，本来其生物属性也是很值得怀疑的）竟、竟、竟然在此时此刻趴在机器人睡着了，并且奏出了睡觉的声音，惟恐人家不知道他也会睡觉似的。都什么时候了，愤怒让我举起手掌，合拢五指，接着是一阵狂风暴雨。可是天才还是ZZZ，他是铁人，这样都打不醒，不，你猜错了，我打的是他的衣服，他是天才，不能打，我不是流氓，我怕他。怒气一直往上涨，我摔起了舱里所有我不用道歉的东西，又是一阵噼里啪啦。
OK, but what if it doesn"t work? So we don"t want to be attacked by aliens. It will be more realistic to build a few Scud missiles in case of emergency. (in any case, it"s only a few minutes, everything will be OK.) but the spaceship still needs to be built. If it can"t be beat, it"s OK to run. The protein also knows. It"s better to build a few shells on it. The aliens will come after it and defend it. Gee, what"s genius doing? I walk in and see if he"s a human being. (for Dongdong, who can climb 72 floors at birth, its biological property is also very questionable.) unexpectedly, unexpectedly, he fell asleep on the robot at this moment, and played the sound of sleep, lest people didn"t know that he would also sleep. When is it? Anger made me raise my hand, close my fingers, and then there was a storm. But genius is still zzz. He is an iron man. He can"t wake up like this. No, you guessed wrong. I hit his clothes. He"s a genius. He can"t fight. I"m not a hooligan. I"m afraid of him. Anger kept rising. I fell all the things in the cabin that I didn"t need to apologize for. It was another crackle.
天才终于醒了，不过未免也太夸张了吧。他拿起榔头、电棒，“外星人来了，大家快上呀。”“没有，是我，求你赶快想想办法吧，下次可是真的外星人了。”“不好意思，你去休息吧，我一定不会让大家失望了。”打了一个道歉的手式，其实这个时候我对我刚才的行为后悔了，天才毕竟四十九天四十九夜没合眼了呀。可是现在又是，咳，痛苦，郁闷。
The genius finally woke up, but it was too exaggerated. He picked up the hammer and the electric wand. "Here comes the alien. Let"s go." "No, it"s me. Please think about something quickly. Next time, it"s really an alien." "I"m sorry. Go to have a rest. I will not let you down." I made a gesture of apology. In fact, at this time, I regretted my behavior just now. After all, I haven"t closed my eyes for forty-nine days and forty-nine nights. But now again, cough, pain, depression.
